I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
God, I missed his penis.
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