Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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