That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
