his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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