Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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