Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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