To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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