Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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