he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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