so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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