You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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