everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
found the other keg... it's in the tree
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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