so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Did I show you my penis last night?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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