It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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