but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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