That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
