Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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