you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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