Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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