dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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