I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
please don't ironically join a cult
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