omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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