Are we in a gay sports bar?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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