so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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