is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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