You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
