he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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