She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well I just put wine in my tea
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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