giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
