I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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