it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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