When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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