So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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