I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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