I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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