I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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