Don't you send me to vm
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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