the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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