how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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