I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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