I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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