dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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