That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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