yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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