hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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