Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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