How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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