Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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