no you cant smoke seaweed
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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