omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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