You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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