wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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