I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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